College school life SMS in Hindi about Friendship

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College-school-life-SMS-about-Friendship

 

SCHOOL LIFE v/s COLLEGE LIFE

SCHOOL- One pair dress for 7 days
COLLEGE- 7 pair dress for one day
SCHOOL- 2 copy for one subject
COLLEGE- 1 copy for all subject
SCHOOL- A white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk)
COLLEGE- A white pipe in students hand (cigarette)
SCHOOL- Most frequent letter, leave letter
COLLEGE- Most frequent letter, love letter
Have a sweet school & college memories

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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO

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Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA…:))
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Jaise:”Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
ka,
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uske loverk
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka.

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Missing my school days quotes in Hindi
Doston k sath wo mastiyan, badmashiya fir kahan.. Fir kahan
history ka wo class bunk karna chemistry k period m sona fir kahan.. Fir kahan
teacher k question puchne p chup chup khade hona
Teacher k absent hone p jayda kush hona fir kahan.. Fir kahan
jeele is pal ko jee bhar k ye sab fir kahan.. Fir kahan……!!

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Why Study For Exams….
Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte theClass ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.

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LECTURE ME MASTI THI ,
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI,
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA,
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR
WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.

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Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yaad Hai
Ap Ne Kaha Tha Ki Agar Exam Me Paas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.

Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yaad Hai

Son:
To Mubarak Ho
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Ap Ke 5000 Bach Gaye.

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college status in Hindi

Movies of College life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum….!

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College-school-life-SMS

 

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain salapoora padh karaya hai

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To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.

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Missing school life status in Hindi

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Life Is The Most Easy Exam..
But
Many Fails..
Bcoz
They Try To Copy Others..
Not Realizing That Each One Has Different Question Paper..!

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college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.

kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

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wo school ki masti kuch aur hi thi
school n jane par papa ki wo dannt kuch aur thi
wo interwell me ladkiyo ko line marna
aur clas me so jana
kaha gaye wo din kuch aur hi the

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Kisi ka khwab kisi or ke aankho me palta hai .
Maa khus hoti hai jab bachcha school chalta hai !
Unii khusiyo ka andaja lagana mushkil hai . Jab unka bachcha parikchh me frist aata hai

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Doston k sath wo mastiyan, badmashiya fir kahan.. Fir kahan

history ka wo class bunk karna chemistry k period m sona fir kahan.. Fir kahan

teacher k question puchne p chup chup khade hona,
Teacher k absent hone p jayda kush hona fir kahan.. Fir kahan

jeele is pal ko jee bhar k ye sab fir kahan.. Fir kahan

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last day of college, school quotes in Hindi
Dedicated to all friends:
so many subjects in 1 little year,
so many hands in 1 tiffin box,
so many calls on 1 birthday nights,
so many tears for 1 single fight,
so many memories in 1 single heart,
that’s ……..
A whole lifetime in just 3 years

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01. School—————–Yaadein
02. Principal ————— Jaani Dushman
03. Classes ————– Kabhi kabhi
04. Canteen————– Kabhi alvida na kehna
05. Course ————— Godzilla
06. Exams —————- Kalyug
07. Examination hall—- Chamber of secret
08. Exam-time ———– Qayamat se qayamt tak
09. Question paper —– Paheli
10. Answer paper ——- Kora kagaz
11. Cheating ————- Aksar/chupke chupke
12. Paper out ———— Plan
13. Examiner ————- The killer
14. Last exam ———— Independence day
15. Paper correction —- Andha kanoon
16. Marks —————– Assambhav
17. Result —————– Murder
18. Pass ——————- Ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. Fail ——————— Devdas
20. Supplementary —— Aakhri raasta
21. Vacation ————– Waah life hoto aisi

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Samundar Ki KHAMOSI Uski Gahrai Batati Hai,
DOSTO Ki Kami Apni TANHAI Batati Hai,
Waise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki JUDAI Batati Hai.

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College school life SMS about Friends

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College life quotes in Hindi language

Teacher: Gadhva, vargat purn vel mulinshi gappa ka marat astos?

Ganya: Baai,mi garib gharcha aahe..
mala SMS CHAT parvadt nai…!

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Tumchya shivay maitri tikavnar kon?
Mazya shivay nati japnar kon?
He deva, mazya ya “MITRANNA” Nehmi Japun thev,
Nahitar maze sms vachnar kon?

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Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl: please Do not follow me, Bcoz My Mother Is Coming Behind u,
Boy: Do not u Worry at all, because my Father Is following hr”

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Girl: Can I hold your hand?
Boy: No”
Girl: Why?
Boy: because it will hurt too much when you let it go.
Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…

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Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair! 😉
Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think??
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives

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Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.

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DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

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Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili 😀

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College-school-life-SMS-in-Hindi

last day of college status in Hindi

Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

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Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia h0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay

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Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Student ko love me interest hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiye
Ye bhu college me subject hona chahiye

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Ghajini Dekhne k Bad Andaza Hua k Hum Bhi Amir Khan Se kum Nhi Hai
Hum Bhi Padhta Hay
Samajhty hain
Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jaate hain

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School Jokes:
Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
Student:
Mere Abbu!
Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.

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Baap: Beta college mein tune kaun se
do mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)Tez BIKE me bhi 1 Tili se cigerrete jalana

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Best Memories*
“Oye extra pen hy kya?”
“Ek hii hy”
“Haan de ! Ek hi chahiye!”

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I cried when i failed in 2 subjects,
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I smiled when i came to know my
friend failed in 5 subjects 😛 😀
I love my friend xD !!!
clock in classroom

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Words written above a classroom Clock.
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz too many Students are watching It..!” 😀

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masti with friends status:
Mam:SO SWEET
BACHA apni side K LADKE se bola:
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai.

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Ek student Dusre se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka man kar raha hai
2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori parhia karte hein

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Modern Dictionary for Students:
*Muhbt: Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm: Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda: Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab: Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil: Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah…

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School status in Hindi
Miss:
Utarun kiya?
Student:
Miss apke kapre to us se bhi ziyada Piyare hain.

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School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.

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Teacher : What is your caste?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi,
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Student: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Dhoka ho gaya
Dost Kiya howa???
Student: mainay ghar se books ke liye paisay mangway thay
Ghar walon ne books hi bhijwa din

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College-school-Masti-SMS

Missing school days shayari in Hindi

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai….

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Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p