Funny Insult SMS in Hindi

Send the insult sms in Hindi for friends. Make them realize fault by sending the insult msg. Send the insult sms in Hindi humiliate the person who hurts you. Make her more guilty by sending the special insult messages. Aslo find funny insult sms in hindi for  friends, girls and boys.

Insult sms

Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Friends
Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Friends

 

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!

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Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

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Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

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Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

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Aap Bahut Hi..
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

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Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

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Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

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Funny Insult sms Messages for friends

Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

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Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

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Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

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Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

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Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-BoyFriend
Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-BoyFriend

 

This Is My Leg..
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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

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Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:
Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..
Baap Bola:
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..

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Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

CHAPPAL CHOR!!

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Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,
Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,
Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..

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Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..
Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

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Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…

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Bohat Udaas Hai Har Shakhs Ter Jany Se.
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Ho saky to Loat Aa Kisi Bahany Se.
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Tu Laakh Khafa Sahi, Magar Ik Baar To Dekh.
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Mohallahy Main Kitna KACHRA JAMA HAI TERE NA AANY SE.

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‘Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha.
Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?
Papa hmain school chor ain
JANI: Hr koi teri trha Mamu nai bnta:-)’

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Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to
marry you
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Girl : – Apni shakal dekhi hai0
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Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya
hoon
warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata… 😛

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Girl to boy:-
Mai kaisi lag rhi hu aaj…??
Abhi beauty Parlour se aayi hu…
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Boy- toh… .
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. Parlour Band tha kya….!

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HaHaHahahahahaha!
HaHahahahahha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Ha!
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Awain Bethay Bethay
Ap Ki Shakal Yad Aagae!
Oh My God.
Haha! Hahaha

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Insult SMS in English for Girls

Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-GirlsFriend
Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-GirlsFriend

 

Height of Insult-

A boy 2 a rude daughter of a
millionaire-
If i ever wanted to
suicide …all I would do
is dat.. i will jump
from your ego 2 your
IQ. Level..!!

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One day god tested,
He erased all my memory & askd
Do u remember any 1 nw ?
I told your name
God smiled & said :

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“some VIRUSES cannot
be deleted…

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Ek Mendak ne pandit se
apna future poocha

Pandit : Tujhe ek ladki milegi
jo tera dil le jayegi..

Mendak Khushi se :
Wo milegi kahan ?

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Pandit :
Biology lab mein…

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Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Girls
Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Girls

 

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.

Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u

Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..

konsi movie dekhi?

Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-P;-)

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Ultimate Insult

I Love your smile because..
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My favorite color is “YELLOW”!!

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To all girls who die for size zero
and
To all boys who want such girls as girlfriend.
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. A real man goes for good heart
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Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..

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Hey please tell me very frankly,
do I look stupid?
dumb?
mad?
nuts?
alien?
or psycho?
Please tell me,
coz just now someone told me
that I look like you.

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Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent neutral
Boy: Am I so good??? Very Happy :O
Girl: If you were on TV,
I can at least switch it off
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A very caring sentence written on the

T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.

“You are not looking at the road right now,

please be careful”

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I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u …. Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???

StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide…!
What About You ???

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(_),,~.____
“\,/” :. : :.)’\,
!,!,!”””!,!,!”

bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms bhejo

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Sometimes, my mind asks.
Why I miss you? Why I care for you?
Why I remember you? Why I text you?
Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.
Now, you’re smiling!

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Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Boys
Insult-SMS-in-Hindi-for-Boys

 

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c(“.”) c(“.”)
‘”” ‘””

Specal TEA

1 ap k Liye

Or

Dosri

B

ap k Liye
Qk

Dono me makhi gir gai thi…

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I Like Grapes
Because It’s One less.
And I Like you
Because

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You are Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Feel bad?
Come On yar,
Its just A
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Fact…

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A Very-Very Classic Insult…

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…???

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There is a good news for you.
you are going to usa soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

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Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine

Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

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