Funny Jokes Sms in Hindi

Funny Jokes Sms in Hindi: Send Funny SMS and adult sms jokes in Hindi and English for friends and make them laugh with your funniest sms jokes for friends. Get the awesome collection of sms jokes in Hindi and English for friends and spread the precious smiles on their faces.

SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Friends
SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Friends

Main agr mar b jaun,
To aye dost fikar mat krna,
Aansu b mat bahana,
Mri arthi b mat uthana,
Seedhe upar chale aana,
Dono mil ke aish karenge.

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Ek jam ulfat ke naam Ek Jam Ulfat Ke Naam
Ek jam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jam mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

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Hum dua karte hain Hum Dua Karte Hain
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ke woh aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ik CARTOON jaisi cheez hai hamare pass,
Kaheen wo bhi common na ho jaye.

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“Just press down”

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How to keep an idiot entertained

“press up”

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Ek baar Gunde ka ladka Oral exam me fail ho gaya
Aur ghar aakar apne pita ji se bola,
Unn logo ne teen ghante tak merse phucha,
Lekin apun bhi tera ladka hai,
Saala ek bhi jawab nahi diya..!

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One day Santa was selling Parachute.
Santa said to Customer: You can Jump from plane, press button and
You will land safely.
Customer asked: If Parachute doesn’t open at the time of landing?
Santa replied: Toh Paisa wapas..!

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SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Students
SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Students

Aapko English ka aisa word pta hai,
Jise aage ya piche khi se bhi padho,
Aapko apna hi naam dikhega,
Chalo mai btata hu,
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U L L U

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Funny Jokes Sms in Hindi

Santa: Yr aaj maine ek jaan bachaai,
Banta: Kaise yr bta?
Santa: Maine ek Faqeer se pucha
Agar me tujhe 1000 ka note du toh kya karega
Toh Wo Bola
Khushi se mar jaunga
Toh maine kha nhi deta ja..!

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Santa: shirt ka koi badiya kapda dikhana? Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Salesman: Plain me dikhau?
Santa: Plane tak kyu jana hai,
Yhi par dekh lo.. 😛

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Sardar to his servant: Go & water the Plants.
Servant: But it’s already raining.
Sardar replied: So what? Take an Umbrella & go..!

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Man karta hai,
Aapke paas aau,
Aapke paas aakar thoda rukh jau,
Na kuch bolu aur na baithu
Bus Aapki aankho mai
Santre ka chikal nichoor kar bhag jau.

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oy-I Luv U
Girl-Bt I Luv Sm1 Else
Boy-OK No Problm, Ur Hapines Is
More Imp 4 Me Than Ur Luv
Moral-Jaha Kuch Nahi Kr Skte
Waha
Ache Dialog De Do…. 😛 😀

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Agar Pehlay Yaqeen Hota K Tm Augay Humaray Khuwab Main
DOST
Tou Ham Sonay Say Pehlay Ayatul Kursi Parh Letay …
.(‘.’)
<) (> Dekh Mazak Apni Jaga
.// Par Yu Daraya Nahi Kar …

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Only a Man understands another
Man……
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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
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Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye
chahiye ?
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yaa phir Branded dikhaun…? 😛

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SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Engineer
SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-Engineer

Mohabbat Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai…
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Asli Dard Toh ‘Slow Internet’ Deta Hai.. 😛

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 Adult Jokes Sms Messages in Hindi for Friends

Aunty said to my Mom –
” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka
raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”
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my mom simply said,
” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
Raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai ”
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks \m/”

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Her Admi ki 3 khuwahishein hoti hain
1
Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni maa ko nazar
ata hai..
2
Kash wo itna ameer ho jitna us k bachey usay samjhte hain..
3
Kash us k utnay affairs hon jitne us ki biwi samjhti
hai.. 😀

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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too! face-smile.png

 

SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-her
SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-her

Exams are like girl friends
– difficult 2 understand
– too many questions
– more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…

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I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?”
She replied shocked “No”.
Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach?
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Law of cigarette smoking

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Law of cigarette smoking:
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Smoke always goes
in the direction of non-smokers .
a person driving slow in the fast lane

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I’m not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in the
fast lane, I never assume what gender she is…
Viber’ use karti ho

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Me: ‘Viber’ use karti ho ?
She: Nahin ‘Jhaaru’ use karti hon..Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi…
Me: Delete Viber ‘Burns Mobile.’
Because batman returns

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Dear girls…
If you love him, let him go. If he returns, he’s Batman.
Because batman returns…
guy is such a sweetheart

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“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me!
I am going to treat him like my brother”.
>> Girls…
addiction with facebook

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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the
“permanent address”, a student wrote “facebook”!
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If Microsoft Buy Facebook

SMS Jokes in Hindi and English for Him 

 

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SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi-for-him

If Microsoft Buy Facebook

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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

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Alll flowers don’t represent love bt rose did it.
Alll animals can’t speak bt parrot spoke it.
Alll donkeys can’t read bt u read it!

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I am a killer
I am a killer… I kill people for money……
But because you are my friend, So I’ll kill you for nothing!!

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In every 1 second
In every 1 second God remembers u.
In every 1 minute god blesses u.
In every 1 hour god cares u.
Becoz every day I pray to him,
Larka bewakoof hai thoda zayada dhyaan dena.

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Who Is…
Who’s hot.. Itz Yu,
Who’s Charming.. Itz Yu,
Who’s Sweetest.. Its Yu,
Who’s Intelligent.. Itz Yu,
Who’s my dear friend.. Itz Yu
Who’s a liar.. Itz me

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Funny-SMS-Jokes-in-Hind
Funny-SMS-Jokes-in-Hind

Boy :”Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhun ya apne
dil pe ?
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Girl :”Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k
papers
par likh do
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Boy :”Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star
plus
dekh dekh ke……

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New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their
mom looked in Her younger age.

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Funny-marriage-jokes-hindi
Funny-marriage-jokes-Hindi

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Those innocent eyes Those Innocent Eyes
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smyle da perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough abt meee
How about u?

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Agar karni thi bewafai
Agar karni thi bewafai,
To pahle bata dete.
Duniya badi haseen thi,
Hum kahin aur dil laga lete.

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Tum paas aye aur yu muskuraaye
Tumne apne 32 dant dikhaye,
Tumare dant dekhkar mera dil bhut roya,
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Yr tumse brush bhi theek se nhi hota kya?

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Funny-sms-jokes-picture
Funny-sms-jokes-picture

My eyes detected
My eyes detected and my heart reacted
Thousand were rejected & only u were selected.
Becoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement.

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Jab jab ghire badal Jab Jab Ghire Badal
Jab jab ghire badal teri yad ayi
Jhoom k barsa sawan teri yad ayi
Bhiga may phir bhe teri yad ayi
Ab nahin raha jata
CHHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI

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Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…