Funny Sms Jokes on Computer in Hindi

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computer science jokes

 

Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-English
Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-English

 

A good friend is like a computer I ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.

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Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?

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Why shouldn’t you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.

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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life.

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Congratulations… iPhone 6 launched…
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

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iPhone users who’ve been saying, “I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me,” all these years… Apple just orphaned you…!!!”

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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch… They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: “iPhone Chhe”

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With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple…. as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

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Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

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Dear Apple,
iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k…
iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi …??

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iPhone’s are like the Golmaal movie:
Every new version has the same features… but is longer than the previous one..!!!
iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from hi Bollywood career…!!!

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Agar Computer windows
PUSHTO main hoti tu

Send=Wolega
Insert=warka pake
Download=rakaga
Delete=chapa kol
Run=Tekhta
Alt ctrl del= Takhta gene ghaim dey..
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Girl and window
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

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computer nerd jokes  | computer geek jokes

 

FunnyComputer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi
FunnyComputer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi

 

She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”

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The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”

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And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

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When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

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The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.

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How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,
You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff looms,
I leave my mouse pad miserable and wet.

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And yet I wonder on my lover’s face
I only know thee through the online chat,
And although I do not care about thy race,
Perhaps thou has the features of a rat.

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But in the end your beauty matters not,
for it’s your email that gets me so hot.

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

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FunnyComputer-SMS-Jokes
FunnyComputer-SMS-Jokes

 

He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it.”

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a “Keyboard Error” message.

She then asks “Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn’t even a keyboard attached?

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The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find potential mates among their peers. However, software types have a well-earned reputation for being… a little strange.

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While discussing the prospect of working in the software industry, one woman commented to another:”The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”

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This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.”

“Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”

1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!!

3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always ‘Available’. How free Are you?????

5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’ I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!

6. Someone writes “urgent calls only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, “Can’t talk. Whatsapp only”. Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function 8. Someone is ‘at d movies’ for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there….

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Computer SMS Jokes in English

Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi
Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi

 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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Facebook Ki Leela….
Facebook Ki Leela Sab Par Padi Bhaari Hai,
71 Saal Ki Burhiya Bhi Yahan Kunwaari Hai..
Chacha Ki Bhi Kismat Badal Jaati Hai,
18 Saal Ki Chaachi Yahan Mil Jaati Hai..
Ladke Yahan Ladkiyan Ban Jaate Hain,
Nakali Id Se Aatank Machaate Hain..
Kuchh Toh Itne Paagal Ho Jaate Hain,
Din Raat “Add Me” ..”Add Me” Chillaate Hain.

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Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

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“Happy winters” to –
married peoples
.
.
.
.
.
and for singles “- keep Using
Facebook
inside your blanket on your
smartphones”

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funny computer science jokes 

 

Computer-SMS-Jokes
Computer-SMS-Jokes

 

Question: Definition of an upgrade?
Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Question: What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Answer: Chips.

Question: How is the new iMac like a woman?
Answer: Neither one will take a 3 1/2 inch floppy and they both like a big hard drive.

Question: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Answer: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

Question: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Answer: Because it is below C level.

Question: What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
Answer: A virus does something.

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1” and nobody understood it.

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google may be the most powerful search engine
but




mandir pe chori hui chapal uska baap bhi nhi dhundh skta…

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Computer Engineering Field Ki
Larki,
Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa
aise
nikla
.
.
Pedaishi Error,
.
.
Virus k Bachey,
.
.
Excel ki currupt file
.
.
1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se
Delete
Ho k
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!

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Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user…

Helpdesk: double click on “my computer”.

Lady: i cant see your computer…

Helpdesk: No..click on “my computer” on your computer.

Lady: How da hell can i click on ur computer from my computer???!!

Helpdesk: there is an icon labelled “My computer” on your computer..double clik on it…

Lady: wat da hell is ur computer doin on my computer ?!!!

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Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi
Computer-SMS-Jokes-in-Hindi

 

Girl Friend:- Dear,
This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command!!!
Boy Friend:- Exactly Darling,
Its A Computer Not Ur Boy Friend…

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Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ?.

Thakur [with anger]: ?Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.?