Funny SMS – Funny Messages in Hindi

Have a fun with Funny SMS, Funny Message for friends and Family. Make all your friends laugh by the funny SMS in Hindi. Spread the smile on your friends face by sending them awesome funny message in Hindi. Being Funny to make all funny and Laugh (LOL) by sending these best collection of Funny SMS Messages.

Funny SMS | Funny Message | Funny MSG

 

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates…. 😛 😉

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Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

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She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

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“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?

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Funny Shayari SMS | Funny Love SMS | Funny Story SMS

 

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Funny-SMS-Jokes

 

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead… =P =D

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Funny SMS in Hindi

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Funny-SMS

 

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

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Height of Good Luck …!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down 😀

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

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Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge…

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Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

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CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya…
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!

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Infection On Lips
Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
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Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl: Ek saal pehle.
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Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai JUNG lag gayi hai..

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Don’t break anybody’s heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them… 🙂

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Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

 

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Teach Us All The Subjects
If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?

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Who Is Talking
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinking beer says, “I love u”
Girl says- “is it u or d beer talkng?
boy replies,
“its me..
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talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up” 😉

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Definition Of Laziness
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. 🙂

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Who Invented I Love You
Teacher : Who Invented The “I Love You”
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

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Girlfriend In The Same College
What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
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100% Attendance … =P =D

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Funny Message in Hindi 

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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

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Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

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Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

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Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

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Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

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Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

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Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

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1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He Kya Karu?
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2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De..

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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..

DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..

Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..

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Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?
Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

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Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…
Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai..

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Funny Jokes | Funny Santa Banta | Funny Exam Sms

 

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Pappu Nd Sardar Football Stadium Mein..
Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kar Rahe He..
Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He,
Or Kitni Gol Karenge?

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Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

“50 Paise Me” Nahi Aati.
Haha
Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

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Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!

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Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

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Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
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Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke ‘Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main..

 

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