Santa Banta SMS Jokes in Hindi

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
Tumhari galat fahami hai

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

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Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-).

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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anta Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

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Santa Banta Sms in Hindi

Santa to doctor:
“mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje”
Docter:”tu es mein problem kya hai”?
Santa :”oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai”

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santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

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Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->

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Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas “Durga” Sawar Ho Jati He !!

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Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
…Bolte He-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge

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:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

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Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

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:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

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Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

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:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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santa :…. plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha
pilot :…. ye kya kar rhe ho santa:…. saale ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega……..haan

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-Seriously
Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi

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Santa Banta Jokes and Sms in Hindi

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Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”

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Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai

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Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. – I m a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai. … English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda.
4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.

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Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

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Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein

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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..

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EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI TO BOLI h, I am sorry’..! SANTA: HI, I am santa singh… nice to meet u MISS SORRY..! –

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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai…:-)

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription

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SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”

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Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai

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‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi

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::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia

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‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-’bhout bura’,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

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:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai

BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

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2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
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SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

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A girl was attempting suicide by hanging…
Santa saw it through window…
Guess wat he said?
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.

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Funny Santa Banta SMS jokes in English

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Santa joins car driving school

Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya ?

Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu

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Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 Din bad jung shru ho gai
snta ki topi per goli lagi
snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U
Ab Tum Muje Bolo
Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H

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Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he

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Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha
aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu
santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.

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Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya…
Form me 1 sawal tha-
‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’
Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”

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Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar
rulaye ja raha tha.
Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h.
santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.

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Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.

sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!

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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H

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Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho

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Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga

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Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.

Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.

Banta: Kaise?

Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

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Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Mila ne K Liye.

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SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA
SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha

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Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

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Physics ka baap –
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question – Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans – besan ke pakore

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Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ”Hostel” me rahte hain..!

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

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Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

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Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

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Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

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Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

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Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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“Same As Above

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“ grin.png

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Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do…
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen…ab tu baith main nachta hun.. :-d

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After returning back from a foreign trip,
Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?

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Santa: ‘Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai’ Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey ‘Miss Under Standing’ (Misunderstanding)

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Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai?
Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!

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Banta: Tum Khane se Pehle Kele ko Chhilte nahi ho??
Santa: kya Jarurat hai! Mujhe Pata he bhitar kya hai.

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Santa: tumhara Bavarchi Rasoi me Khana Pakate waqt Muh se Sitee kyu bajata raheta hai?
Banta: esa maine hi use kaha hai, kyuki isse mujhe pata chalta he ki wo Kitchen me kuch Kha nahi raha he.

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Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha??
Santa: hospital me.
Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??

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Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

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Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
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Kyu?
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Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone ‘ON’ Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..

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Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..

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Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..

‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,

To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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Accident K Baad:

Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K Bataya Tha Ki

Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do

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Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha Ki

‘Na Kake Na’

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Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
Banta: To..!!

 

Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.

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Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?
Santa: Agar ‘Khaitan’ Ka Ho To Male Aur ‘Usha’ Ka Ho To Female Hoga.

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Santa, Banta Se:
Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge?

Banta: Asaan Hai,
Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga.

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Ek Din Santa Ne 1 Ladki Ko Himmat Juta Kar Bol Dala – I Love You.
Ladki(Gusse Se) : Thoda Pyaar Se Nahi Bol Sakte?

Santa : I Love You Didi..!!

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Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.

Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!

 

 

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